General Miscreants

Spencer and Heidi.

People who wear open-toed shoes and clearly do not take regular care of their toes.

Parents who do not control their children in restaurants.

Jerks (of any gender) who sit on a bus/subway while someone infirm or with small children or carrying tons of stuff has to stand.

Language Garblers

People who misuse "literally," as in "I'm, like, literally about to explode!"*

People who use the word "irregardless."


* No, you're not.

Vehicular offenders

People who drive on their car doughnuts like they're real tires.

People who leave their turn signal on forever without turning.*


*I believe that "Seinfeld" referred to this as "the eventual left."

People who read PowerPoints to you in a presentation.

People who leave their trash in front of the Dumpster without putting it in.

People who steal their term papers from the first hit they get on the Internet.

First Against The Wall: The First Post

For years, whenever I've been irritated by people doing stupid things, inconveniencing me, or generally behaving in a way that warrants angry death glares, I've thought to myself: These are the people who are going to get it when I become Queen of the World.

In order to keep a running list of those who will not survive my regime change, I've decided to start a blog. I welcome contributions, responses, and input.

Let the rounding up of the offenders begin.